Can I really Choose My Shirt Type & Color?

You Bet! We make your shirt to order - Just for you. Why? Because we can - oh, and because we Love you! (Remember, if the design is Yellow, and you pick a Yellow shirt - You're in trouble. - Well really we just change the design so it will look good. Why? Because we can - and we want our designs to be seen and not blurred.)

How Long is it going to take to get my order?

Well if you stop by and get it - not long at all - We may even feed you - or put you to work. If that is not possible, remember we make this stuff to order - Just for you, so unless you are in a super duper hurry and choose rush production, it may take a few days to get your order done - But we promise you'll like it. Also -allow for delivery time. It may take a few days if you live further then our front Lobby. You can now choose Express Shipping Which is cool. So it can be to you within a day or two But remember, we still have to make it.

What size shirt should I order?

To help in ordering that perfect shirt for you, we have made a T-shirt sizing chart which can be found by clicking here: Shirt Sizing

What brand of Shirt are you going to use?

Why put our incredibly funny, super cool designs on a crappy shirt? Really - Why? - We use heavyweight 100% cotton shirts whenever possible. You'll like it - we have been doing this a while and we know exactly what you like.

Can I Return My Stuff?

Um, no - remember the made to order theme that is in all of the answers above? As cool as that is for you to get a unique -possibly one of a kind item just for you - getting the shirt back doesn't do us any good - unless of course there is someone exactly like you out there - but then they'd have to like the shirt - so they wouldn't be exactly like you. We have other ways to make you happy, so please try and like it, if not shoot us an email and we can see what we can do. It won't be much. In the rare case that a return is accepted (non-customized merchandise only) there will be a 25% processing/re-stocking fee charged for doing so.

What Company Name Will Appear on My Credit Credit Card Statement?

The Billing Information on your credit card will read: Express Design Group

Sales Tax Info

Unless otherwise noted, items sold by Express Design Group, Inc. ( are subject to sales tax in select states in accordance with the applicable laws of that state. We collect sales tax in Illinois. For states imposing sales or use taxes, your purchase is subject to use tax unless it is specifically exempt from taxation. Your purchase is not exempt merely because it is made over the Internet or by other remote means. Many states require purchasers to file a sales/use tax return at the end of the year reporting all of the taxable purchases that were not taxed and to pay tax on those purchases. Details of how to file these returns may be found at the websites of your respective taxing authorities.

For Kentucky Residents
We are not required to and do not collect Kentucky sales or use tax. This purchase may be subject to Kentucky use tax unless the purchase is exempt from taxation in Kentucky. The purchase is not exempt merely because it is made over the Internet, by catalog, or by other remote means.; and "The Commonwealth of Kentucky requires Kentucky purchasers to report all purchases of tangible personal property or digital property that are not taxed by the retailer and pay use tax on those purchases unless exempt under Kentucky law. The tax may be reported and paid on the Kentucky individual income tax return or by filing a consumer use tax return with the Kentucky Department of Revenue.

I want to order 10,000 T-shirts or I have a question about something.

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If you would like to speak with one of our Customer Service representatives, give us a shout and ask for Betty, Sue Ann, Kim or Denise - They are ready to help! Customer Lines are open M-F 9 - 5 CST. Call us toll Free at 1-877-462-7874. If for some reason our toll free number does not work in your area, try our local number 1-618-539-9998.

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